Lyrics To Live By…

Victoria’s Secret

God, I wish somebody would’ve told me
When I was younger that all bodies aren’t the same
Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers
Told me I was overweight

I stopped eating, what a bummer
Can’t have carbs in hot girl summer
If I could go back and tell myself
When I was younger, I’d say, psst

I know Victoria’s secret
And girl, you wouldn’t believe
She’s an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria’s secret
She was made up by a dude (dude)
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
Victoria was made up by a dude

I wish somebody would’ve told me that thighs of thunder
Meant normal human thighs

The fucking pressure I was under
To lose my appetite

And fight the cellulite with hunger games like every night
If I could go back and tell myself
When I was younger, I’d say
“Hey, dummy”

I know Victoria’s secret
Girl, you wouldn’t believe
She’s an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria’s secret
She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
Victoria was made up by a dude

I know Victoria’s secret
And girl, you wouldn’t believe
She’s an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria’s secret
She was made up by a dude

I know Victoria’s secret
And girl, you wouldn’t believe
She’s an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me
Cashing in on body issues

Selling skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria’s secret
She was never made for me and you

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Dan Henig / Jacqueline Miskanic / Mark Nilan Jr.

Victoria’s Secret lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

Running (and I mean running) To the Bathroom or…

…starving.

The last 48 hours there has been no in between. I either don’t eat and my digestive system is okay or I eat and am running to the bathroom anywhere between 10 minutes and 1.5 hours. Urgent kind of bathroom trip. I just know it’s going to cause a hemorrhoid too. What is happening?! I had a salad and salmon for lunch and hoovered it because I hadn’t eaten in about 24 hours (small pastry in the morning – it was donated to me and delicious – couldn’t resist). And 1.5 hours later (almost thought I was in the clear), I am running for a toilet. What is wrong with my system? Something is very wrong. I feel awful and drained after that bout. But I am also really hungry. I don’t know which is worse and what to do. Be hungry or near a bathroom.